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A Computer Programmer’s Wife Asks Him to Go To The Store

passius:

A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer, “Would you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk?   And if they have eggs, get six.”

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, “Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He replied, “They had eggs.”

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epic4chan:

How cute. You are going to be killed.
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epic4chan:

How cute. You are going to be killed.

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(via the-graciousthunderstorm)

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tyleroakley:


It really is that simple. We’re the ones who complicate it.

PS that guy is creeping.
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tyleroakley:

It really is that simple. We’re the ones who complicate it.

PS that guy is creeping.

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